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Posted on September 3, 2021October 7, 2021 by: Shane Pauker

Anticipating Fire Season, PG&E Places Ban on My Mixtape

SAN FRANCISCO — After years of increasing risk in California, utility monopoly Pacific Gas and Electric (PG&E) has begun to encourage preventative measures against further …

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Posted on September 3, 2020May 6, 2021 by: Tyler Goldstein

Trump Slams Bane in Tweet For Issuing Mask Mandate, Abolishing Gotham Police

GOTHAM — President Trump attacked Bane in a furious tweet earlier this morning over his recent decisions to issue a mandatory mask mandate in Gotham. …

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