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Posted on February 14, 2023November 7, 2023 by: The Free Peach

BREAKING: Milky Way Galaxy Equilibrium Disrupted After I Gave My Girlfriend The Entire World for Valentine’s Day

Earth inhabitants awoke this Tuesday morning to views of asteroids and an eerie darkness outside their windows. Though the physical planet remained intact, it was clear that Earth no longer existed in the Milky Way Galaxy. Where did it go? The hands of my beautiful girlfriend. 

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Posted on September 2, 2022September 3, 2022 by: tomwickline

James Webb Telescope Reveals Supermassive Body At Center of Our Galaxy Actually Your Mom

NASA’s James Webb Telescope has recently identified the vast, dense, awe-inspiring body at the center of our galaxy not to be a black hole, as had been previously assumed. After years of intimate analysis, new data has unveiled a shocking discovery: the supermassive object which binds the galaxy together is, in fact, your mom.

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