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Posted on November 8, 2019February 27, 2020 by: Daniel Menegaz

$400 Noise Cancelling Headphones Purchased to Avoid Confronting Roommate About Having Sex While He Thinks Everyone’s Asleep

“I can hear my asshole neighbor screaming ‘Thank god everyone’s asleep! I needed to nut so badly, baby.’”

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