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Posted on October 28, 2024October 28, 2024 by: Kanav Tirumala

“NUH-UH”: Rhetoric Professor Responds to Proposal Shutting Down Department

BERKELEY, Calif.– In response to Chancellor Lyons’ decision to eliminate the Rhetoric department and absorb it into the English department, Professor Wourd Smith penned a …

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Posted on February 2, 2023September 27, 2023 by: bennettfees

Opinion: Where The Fuck is Barker? 

The semester started like every other: I swear that I’ll go to lecture. I miss my bus that was seven minutes late. I curse fate for inhibiting learning that I truly value and show up for. I pull up CalCentral 10 minutes before class to make sure all my classes are in Dwinelle like usual. That is, until I see it: Rhetoric-103B, Barker 101. 

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