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Posted on March 16, 2023September 27, 2023 by: Veronica Chen

OPINION: I Know Everyone Expressing Concerns About ‘Abnormal Snow Patterns’ Are Just Trying to Tell Me My Dandruff Is Bad

If you’ve been subject to strange weather reports warning of an impending snowstorm barraging locals with a flurry of white flakes, my bad! 

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Posted on November 16, 2022November 17, 2022 by: Courtney Yee

OPINION: It’s Not Actually That Cold Right Now

Can’t feel your face? Weak. Your fingers falling off? Use your toes. You can’t hear out of your ears? You don’t use them anyway. 

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