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Posted on March 20, 2025 by: The Free Peach

Making the Founders Proud! University of California Changes Hiring Policy to “Whites Only”

OAKLAND – After enacting a ban on diversity related statements in their hiring process, the University of California administration has announced that, in order to …

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