If I had a nickel for every time someone told me to be grateful for the opportunity to attend UC Berkeley, I would be able …
Carol Christ’s ‘Undercover Boss’ Episode Canceled Due to Waitlist Status
BERKELEY, Calif. – Despite her passion for the show, Carol Christ will no longer be participating in ‘Undercover Boss’ as she never managed to get off the waitlist for any of her classes.
Waitlist to Deepthroat Oski’s Cock Grows Longer, as Does Oski’s Cock
BERKELEY, Calif. — Recent reports from CalCentral confirm that, as of last Friday, the waitlist for UGBA 69 (“Deep-Throating Oski’s Massive Cock”) has grown to …
Admissions Board Releases the Kraken from the Waitlist
BERKELEY, Calif. – In a huge move for campus diversity, the UC Berkeley Admissions Board has opted to admit its first Pacific Oceaner student. “Down, …