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Posted on November 9, 2021 by: Valmic Mukund

Waitlist to Deepthroat Oski’s Cock Grows Longer, as Does Oski’s Cock

BERKELEY, Calif. — Recent reports from CalCentral confirm that, as of last Friday, the waitlist for UGBA 69 (“Deep-Throating Oski’s Massive Cock”) has grown to …

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Posted on May 1, 2020May 5, 2021 by: Shane Pauker

Admissions Board Releases the Kraken from the Waitlist

BERKELEY, Calif. – In a huge move for campus diversity, the UC Berkeley Admissions Board has opted to admit its first Pacific Oceaner student.  “Down, …

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