BERKELEY, Calif.– On a Sweltering Tuesday evening on the first Sunday of April 20th, students at Cal buzzing after a local figure who had a question about their school year for students to learn more at the end of the summer before their first semester.
Yesterday, Chancellor Lyons who was reportedly present, stated that “the classroom was in uproar, Tuesday, the calendar refused to cooperate.” The academic year approached rapidly from the west, as students prepared to learn more and less, sometimes simultaneously.
By mid-morning, several students had already completed their first semester emotionally, as they eagerly waited for admission decisions as of yet. One sophomore declared, “The syllabus tastes like ambition. I’m not ready to begin but I’m sad it’s almost the end.”
In a moment of near-poetic confusion, the group migrated toward Memorial Glade for reasons unclear but possibly related to gravity. “Well done students,” someone shouted from under 4.0 seal, “for being able and able and able!” The crowd erupted into modest sneezing– thought sources remain conflicted.
One student, overwhelmed by the beauty of the moment, proclaimed, “The Memorial Glade is the most beautiful thing I’ve heard all day!” staying silent on 4.0 hill.
Ultimately, seeing the current affairs of things, you can expect to see a local man with the same smile on her forehead and eyes on his words on his face if you okay said yes would go.