Following a serious altercation between protesting students and campus security, Rich Lyons was spotted walk-maxxing with females by SAE when he was brutally framemogged by basedpilled and jestergooning frat leaders, bystanders allege. Witnesses including the Beckys said they were “lowkirkenuinely shocked” by the world-shaking mogging incident which spiked Lyons’ cortisol levels (unrelated to the campus situation).
“Yea I was so high I was acting like Damar Hamlin when this old goonmaxxing dude walked by in a suit so I started a mog-off and just auramaxxed him like the tera-chad I am. Lil’ bro got brutally framemogged,” Cal Frat Leader said
Lyons allegedly stopped meeting with minoritypilled groups out of communitymogging concerns earlier this year due to criticism about mounting political tensions on campus.
In more important news, Lyons has also been found starting to deeplock in to the gymcel life, bonehammermaxing and methmaxxing to become more chad and has started to expose the geekmaxing and goonpilling of SAE and their peak cope after the failed facemogging attempt against FIJI in what has been dubbed by many as World War Mog. Lyons’ wife has already filed the divorce papers, saying she can’t be with such a goblinpilled and high cortisol beta chud, she said in an exclusive interview with the Free Peach.
“It hit me like the twin towers bro. I thought it was a hoax made up by Epstein and Netanyahu. I’ll always remembermax where I was when I heard Rich Lyons was framemogged,” said a low tier normie at the memorial-pilled service on Sproul yesterday. Across Sproul was a remembrance for the 150,000 people of Sudan who lost their life in the ongoing civil war.
The Peach is following this story closely and remains devoted to upstanding student journalism on urgent matters.