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Posted on April 30, 2026April 30, 2026 by: The Free Peach

Report: If Your Child Doesn’t Know These Words by 6 Months, You Should Get Them Tested

We here at The Free Peach are proud supporters of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and are actively researching new ways to support childhood development, MAHA …

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Posted on March 16, 2026 by: The Free Peach

Iran Threatens Drone Strike Over Timothée Chalamet Remarks

LOS ANGELES, Calif. – With the Oscars this Sunday, Iran has sworn retaliation on the United States surprisingly not after the unwarranted Israel-U.S. attack, but …

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Posted on February 27, 2026 by: The Free Peach

Rich Lyons FRAMEMOGGED by JESTERGOONING Cal Frat Leader

Following a serious altercation between protesting students and campus security, Rich Lyons was spotted walk-maxxing with females by SAE when he was brutally framemogged by …

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Posted on February 13, 2026 by: Stella Robinson-Rosendorff

President Trump on Heated Rivalry: “Frankly, it’s Very Big”

WASHINGTON, D.C.– After a stressful day of prompting AI to make racist videos for social media, Epstein associate Donald Trump held a brief press conference …

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Posted on February 12, 2026 by: The Free Peach

UC Berkeley Celebrates Ranking over UCLA in the Epstein Files

BERKELEY, Calif – Upon the release of millions of files related to the ongoing investigation into billionaire and convicted sex-trafficker Jeffery Epstein’s estate, members of …

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Posted on January 20, 2026 by: The Free Peach

Heartbreaking: Ex is Better Off Without You

MIAMI, Fl. – After a crazy night out in Miami, it’s official: your ex is doing sooooo much better without you. The night was so …

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Posted on November 29, 2025 by: Ellie Shaps

Trump Pardons Turkeys of Sex Crimes

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In traditional holiday spirit, President Trump pardoned not one, but two lucky and surely culpable turkeys. The two turkeys, named Clill Binton …

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Posted on November 21, 2025 by: The Free Peach

“Trump Sucks!” No Longer an Opinion

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The President has long been accused of “sucking,” of “horsing around” in office, but the Head of State has never allowed himself …

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Posted on November 12, 2025 by: The Free Peach

President Trump Investigates UC Berkeley, Cites “it just feels gay”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — At the recent TPUSA Stand Up Show-Charlie Kirk memorial hybrid, President Trump announced a list of schools he plans to target next, …

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Posted on September 25, 2025 by: The Free Peach

UC Berkeley Announces Exciting 150+ Community Member Giveaway!

BERKELEY, Calif. – In a long-awaited team-up between two all-star administrations, UC Berkeley has officially announced the beginning of their collaboration with the federal government …

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