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Posted on April 9, 2026 by: Charlie McDonald

UC Berkeley Startup Founder Better Start Upping those Grades

BERKELEY, Calif. – The University of California, Berkeley has founded more venture backed companies than any other collegiate institution. The Free Peach has conducted an …

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Posted on October 30, 2025 by: Charlie McDonald

“Let’s Do an SF Halloween Bar Crawl!” and 10 Other Plans that Won’t Make it out of the Group Chat

BERKELEY, Calif. – In a once-thriving, high BAC fueled economy, Halloween was the pinnacle of profit among bartenders and club managers in San Francisco. However, …

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Posted on September 22, 2025 by: Charlie McDonald

Stanford Medical School Loses Key Funding After Grad Student Fucks up Brussels Conference

STANFORD, Calif. — Stanford University School of Medicine’s recent $55 million dollar donation is in jeopardy following gross misconduct of a graduate student at the …

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Posted on February 12, 2025February 20, 2025 by: Charlie McDonald

“Is Anyone Going Northside?” Asks Friend Group’s Weakest Link

BERKELEY, Calif. – Have you been left on read simultaneously by six of your closest college friends? Recent studies show it might not just be …

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Posted on January 30, 2025 by: Charlie McDonald

UC Berkeley Archeology Students Discover Remnants of Cafés 1 & 2

BERKELEY, CA.– A heating lamp, a silver serving tray, and questionably cooked eggs. These priceless artifacts were discovered by a team of UC Berkeley archaeologists …

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