Girlboss! The RA Who Just Wrote You up Is a Woman
February 17, 2021
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Frats Stop Counting at Seven COVID Cases
February 11, 2021
Campus Libraries Ranked by How Cool Their New Vermin Overlords Are
February 9, 2021
Study Shows 60% of Your Friends Went Skiing During a Pandemic
February 4, 2021
UC President Michael Drake Intends for Fully In-Person Kicking Your Ass
January 27, 2021
Santa Claus, of “Christmas” Fame, Dead at 52
December 26, 2020
Uh Oh! Carol Christ Under Mistletoe AND Investigation for Shoplifting!
December 15, 2020
Aspiring English Student Disappointed to Return Home to Loving, Supportive Family
December 11, 2020
We Sat Down with Judith Butler and Didn’t Understand a Goddamn Word They Said
November 29, 2020
Study Finds Oski Just Guy in Suit
November 19, 2020
UCSF Begins COVID Drug Trial With Those Pills That Turn Into Dinosaurs in Water
November 14, 2020
L&S CS to Vet P/NP Students by Cage Fights
November 7, 2020