BERKELEY, Calif. – Last night, failed actor turned right-wing commentator Michael Knowles gave a speech on campus about “eliminating transgenderism,” 12 years after starring in …
Yay! I Dragged Myself Out Into Nature Just to Be on My Phone the Whole Time
Just after classes were finishing and the beautiful sunset swathed campus into a golden hour glow, I found myself serendipitously exploring the natural areas of …
“At Least I Was On TV!” Says Student As They Pass Away From Heat Stroke
BERKELEY, Calif. — Proving that Cal students have game once and for all, Saturday marked the first time in history that UC Berkeley appeared on …
Social Impact Consulting Club Signs Exclusive Deal with Lockheed Martin
BERKELEY, Calif. – In an absolutely shocking but also entirely predictable turn of events, new social impact consulting club Renewal Strategies has announced a 5-year …
OPINION: I Hate All of Your Boyfriends
National Boyfriend Day has a bad habit of just sneaking up on you. Today, without warning, my only safe space, Instagram dot com, was invaded …
Local Harsh Noise Band Performs Set Using Gypsy’s Trattoria Microphone
BERKELEY, Calif. – After forgetting all their distortion and effects pedals, local harsh noise band Stabby Ears made the practical decision to use the Gypsy’s …
Fact-Checking the Vance-Walz Vice Presidential Debate
NEW YORK – Following the Trump-Harris presidential debate, where most argue Harris delivered a much better performance, Governor Tim Walz and Senator JD Vance debated …
Embarrassing! Person I Saw on Dating App Still on Dating App
My pure hatred of dating apps only intensified when I realized the sheer trenches of the selection on Hinge as I was scrolling this past …
URGENT: Does Anyone Have a Blue Book I Can Borrow?
As a professional journalist, it would be both unethical and irresponsible of me to use this platform to amplify my own personal matters – but …
Bottom Alert! Neither Of My Roommates Have The Confidence To Take Out The Trash
BERKELEY, Calif. — The act of allowing the trash to pile high in one’s apartment yet waiting for a different roommate to take it out …