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Posted on March 18, 2021May 13, 2021 by: Abby Fisher

Frats to Supply Bids for Women’s History Month Celebration

“We at Sigma Alpha Epsilon absolutely love women,” stated brother Luka Dobbs. “We even have a cup formation in beer pong in their honor: ‘tight pussy’– you’re welcome, ladies.”

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Posted on October 23, 2019October 23, 2019 by: Daniel Menegaz

8 Reasons Why Vampires Respect Women More Than Cal Fraternity Brothers

Vampires won’t send you an unsolicited dick pic. Even if they tried, you’d probably just receive a phone floating in front of a mirror.

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Posted on February 21, 2019May 13, 2021 by: The Free Peach

Nobel Laureate Ghost Pledging [Redacted]

If a rule is broken in a fraternity and it doesn’t cause national outrage, is it really broken at all?

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