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The Great American Challenge Special Edition: The Great American State Of The Union
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SAE Rushee Discovered To “Be Here for the Wrong Reasons”
On last night’s episode of Young Impressionable Boys Joining Problematic Party Cults, it was discovered that Brad Henderson was rushing Sigma Alpha Epsilon for “the …
Incredible: Mom Negates Five Years of ‘Aerie Real’ Body Positivity Ads with One Passive Aggressive Comment
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Brad From SX Fucking Nuts Upon Figuring Out He Shares A Mutual Friend With Rushee
Berkeley, CA – Life changing news was shared last week at the UC Berkeley Sigma Chi house when Brad Johnson, from Palos Verdes, discovered he …
Did your Roommate Do the Dishes, or Was it a Ghost?
Whoa, this is seriously freaky: you just came home from the underrated anthropology library and opened your front door to see an empty sink and …
University of California Announces Plan to Open New UC Inside UC Berkeley
BERKELEY – Californians, particularly residents of Berkeley, California, and students at the University of California, Berkeley, were shocked this morning as the University of California …