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Posted on December 5, 2024 by: Jackie Greene

Tsunami Warning Canceled After Old Tweets Resurface

BERKELEY, Calif. [Formerly Atlantis] — Public officials have cancelled Thursday’s tsunami warning after discovering the Warning’s problematic Twitter account and equally problematic tweets, sources with …

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Posted on December 5, 2024December 5, 2024 by: Sam Rogers

Expert Breakdown on Tsunami Given by Frat Guy Who Went to One Earthquakes Lecture

ATLANTIS [Formerly Berkeley, California] – Tensions were high at Rich Lyon’s emergency press conference to discuss the tsunami and the potential ramifications on the city …

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