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Posted on March 15, 2023September 27, 2023 by: Tohar Zamir

Academy Award for Best Actor Goes to Me, Pretending to Have Done the Reading for Today’s Section

“It is my sublime personal pleasure,” Yang articulated, “to present this award for Best Actor to the student who gave the most convincing performance in their role as, ‘Person Who Read the Assigned Pages for Class Today.’ The award goes to… Tohar Zamir!” 

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