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Posted on May 3, 2019May 12, 2021 by: Sam MacKinnon

Do You Have Regular Herpes Or Coachella Herpes?

Normal Herpes is exactly what you know Herpes to already be, while Coachella Herpes can be identified by cold sores with floppy hats on or obscene amounts of glitter in the genital region. Take this quiz to figure out if you have normal Herpes or Coachella Herpes!

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Posted on April 25, 2019May 12, 2021 by: Sam MacKinnon

What My Last Six Braincells Are Thinking After Coachella

If you too only have six brain cells left, read this article and share it with your friends!

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Posted on April 20, 2019May 12, 2021 by: Sam MacKinnon

What To Email Your Professor When You’re Skipping Class To Go To Coachella

It’s imperative that you email your Professors and GSI’s a valid excuse for your upcoming absence from class, which will truthfully be due to a drug-fueled wonder party, but you can’t actually be honest about it! Here’s an example email that’s sure to work on your teachers.

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