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Posted on February 18, 2025 by: sophiafingerman

Fox News Wins: Girl Scouts of America Forced to Take Gender and Fentanyl Out of Their Cookies

THE INTERSECTION OF HELL AND THE END — In a stunning victory for the puppeteers operating the cast of Fox News and their loyal brigade …

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Posted on March 24, 2023September 27, 2023 by: Tohar Zamir

Another Weirdo Peddling Their Agenda on Sproul: the Girl Scouts are Back!

BERKELEY, Calif. – Doomsday preachers, consulting-club donut-salesmen, and moralist demagogues all tremble upon the appearance of the ultimate uniformed, jack-booted thugs. Brace yourselves: the Girl Scouts are back. 

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