BERKELEY, Calif.– Last Wednesday, “White Boy of the Month” award recipient and local drywall menace Xavier Kyle, 26, reportedly set a new record by landing …
Report: It’s Not Cold Enough for a Scarf but You Do Look Nice
BERKELEY, Calif. – With stormy weather sweeping the state of California over the past weeks, residents dealing with uncharacteristic below-60-degree temperatures are reporting an influx …
How to Tell Your Grandma That She Fell Off
You love your grandma. Of course you do. When you were growing up, she made you delicious cookies and hot tomato soup and was an absolute gem of a human being to be around. So why has talking with her felt more… cringe than usual lately?
OPINION: Despite My Grandma Saying I Am “A Very Handsome Boy,” I Am Currently Single
War. Wealth Inequality. Broken McDonalds ice cream machines. These issues pale in comparison to the true tragedy of the 21st century, the fact that I …