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Posted on October 28, 2023October 28, 2023 by: Anna Galler

‘It’s Hell for You,’ Decides Jesus, After You Press ‘No Tip’ on iPad

BERKELEY, Calif. – An all-knowing being came to a conclusion this morning when you made the life-damning decision of pressing ‘No Tip’ on the iPad. …

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Posted on January 23, 2023September 27, 2023 by: Tohar Zamir

Recession Watch: We’re Down to 3 Yali’s Cafes on Campus

BERKELEY, Calif. – The chilling wind of economic crisis has swept upon Berkeley, and it seems that the University has left its thrifted, Shattuck-Crossroads windbreaker …

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Posted on July 15, 2022 by: Tohar Zamir

Top 5 Recipes Every Broke College Student Must Try!

Here at the 8.5%-more-expensive-than-last-year Peach, our staff has curated some ingenious and affordable meals on their $0 yearly salary – though that does include benefits: complimentary air, 20% off at participating Blockbuster stores, and free unicycle parking (for editorial staff only).

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