BERKELEY, Calif. — As some young lovebirds were enjoying their sickenly-sweet Valentine’s Day, several Instagram users had their love tested upon discovering that acquaintances they …
Haas Student Disappointed to Learn “Appreciating Assets” Isn’t Just Liking Bikini Pictures on Instagram
BERKELEY, Calif.– In UGBA 135, Business Administration sophomore and “Tycoon Consulting” social chair Jake Thompson was seen falling to his knees in Chou Hall after …
The Free Peach Sues Instagram For Fucking Up Our Post Previews
One day of bullshit is already far more than we as a society should tolerate — that’s what the Dalai Lama told me in a …
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Opinion: I Deleted Social Media Because I’m a Better, More Successful Person than You
Yes, though I know many of you may be shocked and appalled, the rumors are true. I have, in fact, deleted all social media platforms …
If Babies Aren’t Racist, Then Why Didn’t They Post a Black Square on Instagram?
WASHINGTON – Texas Sen. Ted Cruz, the self-described first Hispanic Asian-American in Congress, is under heat for asking Supreme Court nominee Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson …
Local Villain Posts Entire Concert on Instagram Story
SAN FRANCISCO — Senior Kennedy Rosewood recently went to the Taylor the Maker concert at the Warfield, notifying 500 of her closest friends when posted …
Girl Who Went to Paris That One Time Personally Affected by the Burning of Notre Dame
Kelsey knew she wanted to do something to show she cared. “I had all these photos from my family vacation to France last summer, have I told you about that? It was such a good trip, we went to Paris, I ate so much food!”