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Posted on October 30, 2023February 26, 2024 by: bennettfees

Report: ‘Sexy Cat’ Neither Sexy Nor Cat

BERKELEY, Calif. — An investigative report led by renowned geneticist Professor Jennifer Doudna has revealed after rigorous research and genome sequencing that the infamous “sexy …

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Posted on December 15, 2020September 11, 2021 by: Shane Pauker

Uh Oh! Carol Christ Under Mistletoe AND Investigation for Shoplifting!

BERKELEY, Calif. – Just when students forgot about Chancellor Dirks, the UC Berkeley administration found itself mired in new controversy.  “These allegations are absurd,” responded …

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Posted on December 2, 2020May 6, 2021 by: Tyler Goldstein

New Lay’s CRISPR Chips Surprisingly Good

BERKELEY, Calif. — Lay’s newest flavor, CRISPR chips, are spreading across the nation and quickly becoming America’s favorite potato chip.  “You know when you’re drinking …

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Posted on October 16, 2020May 5, 2021 by: Shane Pauker

Jennifer Doudna Claims Nobel Parking Spot in the Middle of Bancroft

BERKELEY, Calif. – Southside traffic reached a record high this week as Professor Jennifer Doudna parked her car across every lane of Bancroft Way.  “Try …

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