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Tag: Public Transportation

Posted on April 2, 2024 by: Ajay Madala

BART to Change Frequency to ‘Fuck You, it Just Left’

OAKLAND, Calif. – Facing a major financial crisis, Bay Area Rapid Transit (BART) has continued its trend of decreasing frequency of service. While the first …

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Posted on March 8, 2024 by: amychakladar

6 Tips on Basic Bus Etiquette Since Apparently, You Think the 51B is Your Personal Fucking Chauffeur

1. You and Your Friends Are Terribly Boring Refusing to move to the back of the bus because you want to stand in the aisle …

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Posted on October 14, 2023 by: valzzz

REPORT: Person Who Sat Next to You on 51B Personally Liked Your Vibe

BERKELEY, Calif. – Latest research conducted by the voices in your head has concluded that your fellow passenger – who sat right next to you …

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Posted on September 15, 2020May 6, 2021 by: Tyler Goldstein

UC Berkeley Announces Add/Drop Deadline Revenue Will Fund Zipline Down Bancroft

BERKELEY, Calif. — Confirming everybody’s long-held assumptions that most extraneous university fees are driven by greed, UC Berkeley announced this morning that the thousands of …

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