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Month: October 2020

Posted on October 8, 2020September 11, 2021 by: Shane Pauker

LeConte Hall To Be Renamed After Exodia, the Forbidden One

BERKELEY, Calif. – Following the renaming of Boalt Hall, UC Berkeley has turned its attention to other controversial buildings on campus.  “LeConte Hall was originally …

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Posted on October 7, 2020September 11, 2021 by: lyamashir01

Society Fixed! Whole Foods Doesn’t Tolerate Racism

BERKELEY, Calif.,  — Amidst the drudgery of 2020, anyone could use a little light amidst the darkness. Today, this takes form as political action carried …

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Posted on October 7, 2020May 13, 2021 by: Daniella Rosen

Next Presidential Debate Replaced by Charcuterie Board Making Competition

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an announcement made late last night by the Commission on Presidential Debates, the American public was made aware of a historic …

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Posted on October 6, 2020May 6, 2021 by: Tyler Goldstein

BCR President Eagerly Files Lawsuit After Eric Trump Prohibited to Speak at Campus

BERKELEY, Calif. — Berkeley College Republicans President Chase Thompson announced he is filing a lawsuit against UC Berkeley for preventing Eric Trump from speaking at …

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Posted on October 2, 2020May 5, 2021 by: Shane Pauker

Supreme Collabs With GOP On Exclusive Court Position

The GOP seems eager to finally cater to white, suburban youths everywhere.

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