Scandal alert? Check out these 6 crazy things this ASUC Senator did (you won’t believe number 4!).
- Eat an Apple
Unlike most politicians, ASUC Senator Crimson Cambell cannot solely survive off their blood-sucking parasitic abilities. They also need to consume healthy amounts of fiber, Vitamin C, and antioxidants.
- Tell you that they are an ASUC senator
ASUC senators are a lot like vegans and Pokemon, mostly because their vocabulary almost entirely consists of telling you their name and that they are an ASUC senator.
- Walk to Class
Only the ASUC president gets to be carried around in a palanquin. Crimson Cambell chooses to put their sweat, tears, and your blood, into their Berkeley experience. They beg you to remember this when they inevitably run for ASUC president next year.
- Thought About Making Positive Change Across Campus
Being an ASUC senator is a lot of pressure, which is why ASUC senators report that they won’t be able to cause positive change unless they are elected ASUC President.
- Watch House of the Dragon for inspiration.
Chaka may occupy MLK, but perhaps Moffit is ripe for the taking?
- Forget one of their fellow senators’ names
What was it? Something that started with an A maybe?