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Month: November 2023

Posted on November 2, 2023November 3, 2023 by: Jackie Greene

Toxic Medieval Studies Major Refuses to Let Girlfriend Wear Purple

BERKELEY, Calif. — Although taking one’s studies seriously is typically regarded as important, sophomore Elizabeth MacDuggen believes that her ‘toxic’ boyfriend and medieval studies major …

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Posted on November 2, 2023November 3, 2023 by: Josh Gallo

Guy in Discussion Really Needs to Back Off and Let the Rest of Us Make Shit Up for Participation Points

We’ve all been there. No worse feeling exists than waking up on Friday afternoon, hungover, with the recollection that your participation grade is worth the …

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Posted on November 1, 2023November 8, 2023 by: Tohar Zamir

UCPD Announces 40,000 Suspects in GBC Banana Heist

BERKELEY, Calif.– A campus-wide email sent on Monday evening shocked students, as they learned that amongst them walked a hardened criminal: the mastermind architect behind …

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