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Posted on March 7, 2019May 12, 2021 by: Amanda Mier

Cal Sorority Girls Rush to Contract Norovirus in Time for Coachella

Go forth and enjoy, Bears! Use our promo codes HITMYJUUL and MAKEOUTWITHASTRANGER for a Norovirus discount this spring!

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Posted on March 1, 2019May 12, 2021 by: Amanda Mier

Opinion: It’s Technically Only ‘Shackles and Champagne’ if They’re From the Champagne Region of France. Otherwise, You Have to Call Them Sparkling Wine and Zip Ties.

top being posers and drink some $2 prosecco, you cretins, while I spray myself with Dom, handcuff a chick with real, police grade cuffs, and bask in the glorious French sun.

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Posted on February 23, 2019May 12, 2021 by: Amanda Mier

What Font Should Your Murderer Forge Your Suicide Note In?

Specifically, what font should your murderer forge your suicide note in to be most realistic? Just curious! No ulterior motive here! Take our quiz to find out!

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Posted on January 30, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Amanda Mier

Incredible: Mom Negates Five Years of ‘Aerie Real’ Body Positivity Ads with One Passive Aggressive Comment

Incredible: Mom Negates Five Years of ‘Aerie Real’ Body Positivity Ads with One Passive Aggressive Comment After the doe-eyed, huge-boobed, smooth-skinned supermodel Ashley Graham graced …

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