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Posted on November 17, 2021 by: emmasmith6

OPINION: The Berkeley Thai House Combo Was Written by a Woman

Last week at Berkeley Thai House, as I sat beneath the cherry-blossom canopy, listening to the sweet sound of the fountains, and spending the last …

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Posted on October 30, 2021 by: emmasmith6

Spooky! The Tinder Match You Ghosted Three Months Ago Reincarnates in Your DM’s

BERKELEY, Calif. — Recent weeks have witnessed the resurrection of otherwise dead text conversations in recent weeks, students report.  “It was the most cursed thing …

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Posted on October 20, 2021October 27, 2021 by: emmasmith6

Opinion: I Cured My Imposter Syndrome by Making a Frat Man on an Orange Scooter Hand Deliver Me Tampons

Feeling a little bummed out that tampons are still not recognized as a basic necessity by the federal government and are being taxed as a …

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Posted on October 16, 2021October 27, 2021 by: emmasmith6

Carol Christ Attends Cal Football VIP Box Seats in “Save People’s Park” Gown

Carol Christ went full glam at last weekend’s home game, proving she’s not only capable of stealing land, but also the spotlight. “Oh this little …

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