I was leaving texts from my long-term medium-distance low-committment casual boy that’s a friend on delivered when I realized I had made the greatest advancement …
GSI with Degradation Kink Has Field Day with Negative Course Evaluations
BERKELEY, Calif.— On Friday afternoon, chaos erupted in Evans Hall when Math 16B GSI Keith Shepard was caught pleasuring himself with 50 printed out sheets …
Breaking! Gig Car That Doesn’t Smell Like Weed and Ass Unearthed
BERKELEY, Calif. — On Sunday morning, after a riotous first few weeks of the semester, junior Tiffany Wilson made a bewildering discovery. Parked two feet …
Student Can Pay Attention to Two Hour Riverdale Video Essay but Not Her Sociology Lecture
BERKELEY, Calif. — Tuesday morning, Media Studies student Karina Jansen was shocked to discover that watching a two-hour long video essay titled “How Riverdale Changed …