Okay, okay. So you’re all upset that we gave Green Book the Oscar for Best Picture. Hell, some of our members here at the Academy probably are too. But before you throw a temper tantrum, just listen:
What did you expect?
What Font Should Your Murderer Forge Your Suicide Note In?
Specifically, what font should your murderer forge your suicide note in to be most realistic? Just curious! No ulterior motive here! Take our quiz to find out!
Nobel Laureate Ghost Pledging [Redacted]
If a rule is broken in a fraternity and it doesn’t cause national outrage, is it really broken at all?
Is Everything Fucking Falling Apart, Or Is It Just February?
But wait, is everything fucking falling apart, or is it just February?
10 Best Places On Campus To Find Out You’ve Got Chlamydia
Seeing as your unscrupulous urinary tract saw some prodding recently, we’ve aggregated a list of the best places to find out that your Tang Center-sponsored STD test came back 100% positive for Chlamydia. Clap Clap.
Lucky Us: We Got Our Hands On A Media Studies Problem Set!
Lucky, lucky us! It’s not every day you get to see such a difficult and time-consuming piece of work.
QUIZ: Are You 48-Year-Old Piedmont Mom Janice or Just a CorePower Regular?
After frequenting CorePower enough, it’s become impossible to tell whether you’re just a newfound yogi or Janice Parker, a 38-year-old mother of two from Piedmont …
Taio Cruz Defined The Year 2009 and if You Disagree with Me You’re Wrong
However, there was one year that was the highlight of my time chaperoning: 2009. Why you may ask? Because that was the year that Taio Cruz released the song Dynamite, and changed the face of middle school dances for all of 2009.
UC Berkeley Is SILENCING Our Organization by Not Letting Us Use a Room We Didn’t Reserve (by Jayonnaise Rutherford III)
It is the responsibility of this school to let any organization host events anytime, anywhere on campus at a moment’s notice, and failure to do so is a violation of the First Amendment, the Non-Aggression Principle, and our very civil rights.
4 Sex Positions to Try Before You Find Out He’s Republican
Here are four sex positions to make you feel fleetingly alive before your life-force is eradicated by the realization that you boinked someone who voted third-party “on principle”!