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Posted on April 23, 2024 by: Aidan Praytor

Seemingly Intelligent Roommate Still Struggling to Understand Dish Rack

BERKELEY, Calif. — High school valedictorian, Bio and Computer Science double major, student athlete, amateur poet, startup founder, and Grammy-nominated third year Kenneth Winslow is …

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Posted on September 18, 2023September 27, 2023 by: Tohar Zamir

Shoes-Off Household Also Apparently No-Vacuuming Household

BERKELEY, Calif.– Fueled by the torrential downpour of returning students, the City of Berkeley has been awash with new apartment arrangements poking up through the …

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Posted on December 13, 2019May 13, 2021 by: Kelsey Ferrell

Report: Two-Thirds of Roommates Hitting Breaking Point

Two-thirds of all roommates at the University of California, Berkeley, are hitting their breaking point as of this Thursday. 

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Posted on November 8, 2019February 27, 2020 by: Daniel Menegaz

$400 Noise Cancelling Headphones Purchased to Avoid Confronting Roommate About Having Sex While He Thinks Everyone’s Asleep

“I can hear my asshole neighbor screaming ‘Thank god everyone’s asleep! I needed to nut so badly, baby.’”

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Posted on September 26, 2019May 12, 2021 by: Amanda Mier

The Official Ranking of My Roommates (Spoiler Alert: Rebecca is the Fucking Worst)

Olivia is a gem of a roommate: she’s neat, considerate, very quiet when getting ready in the morning, and one time she bought you that Black Bottom muffin from Strada just because she thought of you. We love Olivia, and every day we thank the lord that she is who she is, and not Rebecca.

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