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Posted on March 14, 2025March 18, 2025 by: Lillian Makler

Pope Gives Up Breathing for Lent

BERKELEY, Calif.– After a drunk cig outside Tap Haus last week, Pope Francis has taken a break from breathing as a serious sacrifice for Lent, …

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Posted on March 1, 2022 by: Valmic Mukund

Hypocrite Complaining About Air Quality Continues to Breathe

BERKELEY, Calif. — In a flagrant act of self-contradiction, local hypocrite Cassandra Liu continued to inhale oxygen through her nose while making a complaint about …

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