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Posted on March 11, 2021May 5, 2021 by: Shane Pauker

This Year’s Big Give Apparently Includes My Ex Giving My Best Friend Chlamydia

BERKELEY, Calif — Berkeley’s annual Big Give fundraiser, it seems, has extended its generosity to include donation of STIs to everybody in my friend group …

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Posted on February 20, 2019February 23, 2019 by: The Free Peach

10 Best Places On Campus To Find Out You’ve Got Chlamydia

Seeing as your unscrupulous urinary tract saw some prodding recently, we’ve aggregated a list of the best places to find out that your Tang Center-sponsored STD test came back 100% positive for Chlamydia. Clap Clap.

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