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Posted on October 30, 2025 by: Charlie McDonald

“Let’s Do an SF Halloween Bar Crawl!” and 10 Other Plans that Won’t Make it out of the Group Chat

BERKELEY, Calif. – In a once-thriving, high BAC fueled economy, Halloween was the pinnacle of profit among bartenders and club managers in San Francisco. However, …

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Posted on February 12, 2025February 20, 2025 by: Charlie McDonald

“Is Anyone Going Northside?” Asks Friend Group’s Weakest Link

BERKELEY, Calif. – Have you been left on read simultaneously by six of your closest college friends? Recent studies show it might not just be …

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Posted on April 8, 2024 by: Megha Joshi

OPINION: Wouldn’t It Be So Cool if We All Started a Friend Group? Haha

Everyone should be my friend but in a group. I’m a fun and cool person. I write for the Free Peach and I never mention …

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