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Posted on November 16, 2023 by: Josh Gallo

Pixar Halts All Production After Nemo Eaten by Fraternity Pledge

LOS ANGELES — The long-running SAG-AFTRA strike took a turn for the worse last Wednesday when Hollywood starlet Nemo the clownfish was found dead in …

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Posted on November 2, 2022November 3, 2022 by: Tohar Zamir

Cool Friend Reinvents Hazing

The instant I saw Ash at the party, it was incredible – what a lax guy! Immediately he gave me a PBR, and then another, and then another, and then a couple more warm ones that he pulled out of his pocket; I was 3 months sober, but he knew I just needed to crack a brew and relax!

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Posted on March 31, 2022March 31, 2022 by: Ajay Madala

Frat Almost Kills Pledge as “Postmodern Commentary on Excess and Hedonism of Contemporary Society”

BERKELEY, Calif. — Following a recent hazing incident in which a freshman pledge almost died, Tau Gamma Rho junior and HR representative Bryce Chuck claimed …

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Posted on January 13, 2022 by: Valmic Mukund

Frat Bro’s Wrist Sore After Thunderous Slap From Campus Administration

BERKELEY, Calif. – Sigma Alpha Epsilon recruiter Trey Treyson reported a sore wrist after a slightly-harder-than-usual slap from university administration Friday morning. “Bruh! This is …

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