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Posted on March 21, 2023 by: Aidan Praytor

OPINION: The Granola Bar in my Backpack has been to as Many Classes as I Have, it Should at Least Get a Minor in Something

You know that granola bar that’s been at the bottom of your backpack since late August? The one you threw in your bag before class …

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Posted on December 7, 2022December 8, 2022 by: Aidan Praytor

Lucky! Philosophy Major’s Oversized Turtleneck Muffles the Annoying Ass Sound of His Voice

“Speaking here in corollary with the strict criteria theory at play rather than in juxtaposition to the dynamic existential argument, I consider your intrinsically hyperlexical perspective thought experiment to be nuanced, reflexive, and sound. In other words, based.”

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Posted on April 1, 2022April 1, 2022 by: Vyoma Raman

Student Miraculously Cured After Professor Deems Them “Not Really Disabled”

BERKELEY, Calif. – After years of begging for disability accommodations, campus super-senior Ash Jensen was miraculously cured of their chronic illness when their philosophy professor …

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Posted on March 19, 2021May 13, 2021 by: Bernard Chan

Guy in Philosophy Class Really Interested in the Morality of Incest For Some Reason

*Below is a retelling of a zoom recording that was sent to us through our anonymous tip line* “Hey uh… Professor? Sorry to interrupt, but …

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