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Posted on February 11, 2025 by: valzzz

Graduating Senior Minoring in “School”

BERKELEY, Calif.– UC Berkeley Senior Sydney Qiu impressed family and friends by recently deciding to pursue a minor in ‘School’ in addition to her major …

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Posted on February 24, 2023September 27, 2023 by: Abhi Ganesh

A Failure Of The Education System: This School Of Fish Has A 0% Literacy Rate

GULF SHORES, Ala.  — As states like Alabama and Mississippi ban the discussion of ‘divisive topics’ such as ‘not being homophobic’, America’s fragmented and nonuniform …

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Posted on December 3, 2022December 4, 2022 by: Courtney Yee

‘Is This How Happy I Should Be?’ Asks Student After Three Weeks of Not Attending Class

BERKELEY, Calif. – With the University of California still denying the majority of graduate student employees basic rights and actively attempting to threaten or block …

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