BERKELEY, Calif. — In the midst of recruiting for clubs, sophomore Krispen Kreamer followed her coffee chat with a bathroom break. Outside the bathroom at Caffe Strada, a reporter overheard her lament regarding a narrowly avoided disaster.
“I mean, yeah, I’m interested in consulting I guess, but I’m more interested in not shitting myself. Tea Talk, Hot Chocolate Chat, Hydration Conversation, there are other options here people. Why the focus on bowel supremacy? I know at the end of the day, it’s a psychological test – if I can’t hold it in, how will I produce shitty slide decks for clients? I just still think we are missing out… milkshake meetup, lemonade locution, smoothie session, daiquiri dialogue, beer banter, cider symposium, punch parley, eggnog encounter, chamomile conclave…”