BERKELEY, Calif. – Responding to concerns about a paucity of available undergrad research positions, the College of Letters and Sciences has successfully opened a variety …
OPINION: Wouldn’t It Be So Cool if We All Started a Friend Group? Haha
Everyone should be my friend but in a group. I’m a fun and cool person. I write for the Free Peach and I never mention …
Student Who ‘Likes Rain’ Still Uses Umbrella
BERKELEY, Calif. – Uproar ensued after Sara Wilson, an out-of-state student from Utah who proclaims they “like rain”, still used an umbrella following showers this …
Millennial Carded Despite Wearing Stupid Graphic Tee
SAN FRANCISCO — Jessica Swan, who recently moved to SF to join “X,” formerly known as Twitter, formerly a usable website, was shocked to discover …
BART to Change Frequency to ‘Fuck You, it Just Left’
OAKLAND, Calif. – Facing a major financial crisis, Bay Area Rapid Transit (BART) has continued its trend of decreasing frequency of service. While the first …