After many uncomfortable months of seeking validation, an improv actor at the University of California, Berkeley named Katie Jones has proved her worth through making …
What the Number of Times You Usually Sneeze Says About You
Once: Calm, cool, collected. Unfazed, ready for anything, the ultimate chiller. Your life moves at exactly the right pace, things just happen for you, you …
Andrew Yang Announces Road Trip With Beto O’Rourke After Suspending Campaign
BREAKING NEWS: As of February 11, 2020, Andrew Yang announced he will be suspending his presidential campaign. Yang ran an innovative campaign known for its …
Pete Buttigieg Reveals He is a Reptile After Shocking Win in Iowa
BREAKING: After beating out Bernie Sanders in the Iowa Caucus, Pete Buttigieg announced that he is, in fact, an interstellar lizard wearing a human skin …
I Neutered My Dog But Then He Came Out Of The Closet
I want my money back Did you know it costs between $50-$250 to neuter your dog? Of course, there are the DIY Pinterest types that …
Team Edward Caucusing For Joe Biden
According to polling data out of Iowa, the majority of Team Edward is enthusiastically looking forward to supporting Former Vice President Joe Biden in the …
The Star Signs as Spoons
Astrology? More like astrolog-eats, am I right? Ha ha. What spoon are you, based on the day of your birth?? Only the stars—and this Free …