We’ve all been there. You’re out on the town with your girls gays and theys rocking your skankiest outfit on the same day that you …
Frequently Referenced ‘Local Man’ Decides to Move
TERRA INCOGNITA, Calif.— Daily life in the small community of Terra Incognita has been completely uprooted after resident community member, myth, legend, hero, and sometimes …
Student Accused of Plagiarism Cites Right to Reproductive Freedom
BERKELEY, Calif. – A student accused of submitting a plagiarized Constitutional Law midterm is fighting the accusation by citing what she calls “her right to …
Kid Who Coughed During Midterm Burned at the Stake
BERKELEY, Calif. – At noon on Friday, April 26th, students gathered in front of Doe Library for Berkeley’s 4th-weirdest event, the burning of Kian Hess, …
Student Can Pay Attention to Two Hour Riverdale Video Essay but Not Her Sociology Lecture
BERKELEY, Calif. — Tuesday morning, Media Studies student Karina Jansen was shocked to discover that watching a two-hour long video essay titled “How Riverdale Changed …
Guy in Philosophy of Feminism Class ‘Takes Space,’ Still Working on the ‘Make Space’
BERKELEY, Calif. – Reports of a dispute regarding gender parity within the classroom emerged this past weekend following a Thursday lecture for Professor Maloney’s Philosophy …
Seemingly Intelligent Roommate Still Struggling to Understand Dish Rack
BERKELEY, Calif. — High school valedictorian, Bio and Computer Science double major, student athlete, amateur poet, startup founder, and Grammy-nominated third year Kenneth Winslow is …
Barista Complimenting My ‘Early Morning Start’ Unaware I’ve Been Awake for 34 Hours
Embarrassment is a staple of the Berkeley experience. In this masochistic pursuit of my bachelor’s degree, I can claim no shortage of humiliating moments. One …
Finally, a Holiday Where I Can Smoke as Much as I Usually Do and Not Feel Bad About It!
This morning, I woke up earlier than I did all semester to unzip my tent and step out onto the dew-coated Memorial Glade. As my …
UGH: Friend in Dining Hall Really Interrupting My Planned Youtube Session
Earlier this afternoon in Cafe 3, I was trying to pretend to enjoy my pasta with lentil bolognese. My comfort of solitude was accompanied by …