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Posted on December 2, 2021 by: anniebushh

Help! I Went to Office Hours and Now Can’t Shut the Fuck up About It

For as long as I can remember, I’ve avoided going to office hours. I hated the idea of lingering just outside a professor’s office door …

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Posted on January 28, 2021September 11, 2021 by: anniebushh

Liberal Arts Graduate, Of Sound Mind and Body, Drinks a Glass of Dairy Milk (More to Follow)

“Adam, my sweet baby called, and… and… he said that he was drinking a glass of cow’s milk. At first I couldn’t believe it. I made him repeat it again. ‘COWS milk, you say?’ I whispered. ‘A whole glass?’ How could one be so cavalier about discussing their deplorable vices? While talking to their own MOTHER?”

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Posted on September 3, 2019May 12, 2021 by: Amanda Mier

5 Things to “Do” with Your English Major

Faced with the intrusive, probing question of all dads, dads’ friends, (ex)boyfriends, and weird, overly jovial older men at the gym to whom you respond out of common decency, it’s easy to take the coward’s way out and mutter something vague about a startup. Because really, what are you going to do with your English degree?

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