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Posted on November 14, 2023 by: valzzz

Guy Who Knows a Spot Takes You to Berkeley Social Club

BERKELEY, Calif. – After proclaiming his knowledge of secret and underrated date spots on campus, Cal junior Chad Chad decided to impress his new romantic …

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Posted on October 24, 2023October 25, 2023 by: Tohar Zamir

Friend Keeps Saying ‘Facts’ Though I Doubt His Statement Was Peer-Reviewed

Recently, my friend Aidan has punctuated every statement with “facts.” That’s fine, it’s a perfectly good ad-lib, but I have serious doubts his assertions have …

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Posted on November 11, 2020May 13, 2021 by: Bernard Chan

If I Violently Jostle My Protein Shake And No One’s Around To Hear It, Did I Even Work Out?

For centuries, philosophers have been embroiled in a vigorous debate that strikes at the very heart of gym bro culture. It’s a question that precedes …

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