BERKELEY, Calif. – After proclaiming his knowledge of secret and underrated date spots on campus, Cal junior Chad Chad decided to impress his new romantic …
Friend Keeps Saying ‘Facts’ Though I Doubt His Statement Was Peer-Reviewed
Recently, my friend Aidan has punctuated every statement with “facts.” That’s fine, it’s a perfectly good ad-lib, but I have serious doubts his assertions have …
If I Violently Jostle My Protein Shake And No One’s Around To Hear It, Did I Even Work Out?
For centuries, philosophers have been embroiled in a vigorous debate that strikes at the very heart of gym bro culture. It’s a question that precedes …