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Posted on February 15, 2025 by: Sam Rogers

Python Commits Ritual Suicide After Attempting to Run 61A Midterm Code

A DIMLY LIT SODA HALL 320 – Tears and cries surrounded the halls of Berkeley early Wednesday morning. CS students and professors alike mourned the …

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BERKELEY, Calif. –  After years of begging for disability accommodations, campus super senior Ash Jensen was miraculously cured of their chronic illness when their philosophy professor proclaimed that they were a failed econ quiz. 

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