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Posted on May 5, 2025May 5, 2025 by: Ajay Madala

‘I Don’t Think the P-Value Is Significant at All,’ Says Stat 20 Student Drenched in Urine

BERKELEY, Calif.– At a recent Stat 20 final exam review session, freshman Bahd Kydnee enthusiastically answered “no” to a GSI’s question about whether the p-value …

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Posted on December 18, 2024 by: Ajay Madala

“I Actually Don’t Have Any In-Person Finals,” Says Humanities Major Unprompted

BERKELEY, Calif. – While his peers spent most of RRR week cramming for their numerous high-stakes in-person final exams, comparative literature major and guy no …

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Posted on December 16, 2021 by: schaudhury253

Student Cums While Writing a Negative Course Evaluation

BERKELEY, Calif. — First-year Cal student Tanya Pierre recently exerted her revenge on her calculus professor of four months.  “Professor Face makes students feel dumb …

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Posted on December 10, 2021 by: Shane Pauker

Dog on Glade Unaware He’s Only Source of Meaning in My Life

BERKELEY, Calif. — Amid finals, local terrier Toaster Sanchez has become the only source of meaning in life for many students.  “I hate my major, …

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