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Posted on October 28, 2023October 28, 2023 by: Anna Galler

‘It’s Hell for You,’ Decides Jesus, After You Press ‘No Tip’ on iPad

BERKELEY, Calif. – An all-knowing being came to a conclusion this morning when you made the life-damning decision of pressing ‘No Tip’ on the iPad. …

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Posted on February 12, 2022 by: Valmic Mukund

Sproul Preacher Oddly Familiar With What Hell Looks Like

BERKELEY, Calif. – Sproul preacher Preach Preacher garnered significant attention last Wednesday when he delivered an uncannily-detailed sermon about Hell. “There’s fire everywhere! Everything smells …

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