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Posted on March 11, 2025 by: Stella Robinson-Rosendorff

Heartbreaking! DOGE Cuts Funding to Research Lab Days Before Finding Cure for the Male Loneliness Epidemic

BERKELEY, Calif.- In an effort to distract from the fact that incel-King Elon Musk could be doing anything useful at all for anyone, his newly …

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Posted on September 27, 2020May 6, 2021 by: Tyler Goldstein

Men’s Rights Activists Announce the Opening of El Burrito Across the Street From La Burrita

BERKELEY, Calif. — This morning the Berkeley Meninist Collective (BMC) announced the opening of their new Mexican restaurant, El Burrito, directly across the street from …

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Posted on November 26, 2019September 28, 2022 by: The Free Peach

Subject Of Future Manifesto Just Thinks Of Tyler As A Friend

UC Berkeley sophomore Maya Paredes admitted to friends and colleagues that she only thinks of classmate Tyler Ebner as a friend, blissfully ignorant of the fact that she serves as the sole basis and inspiration for the incel manifesto he will one day write. 

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