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Posted on March 17, 2023September 27, 2023 by: Jackie Greene

Futuo! Students Forced to Build Rome in One Day for Ancient Architecture Midterm

BERKELEY, Calif. — AGRS 139 students everywhere were seen scrambling this morning after receiving an email from Ancient Architecture Professor Marcus Cognomen detailing their midterm …

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Posted on March 10, 2023September 27, 2023 by: Tohar Zamir

‘Now Let’s Take a Silly One!’ Says GSI Immediately Following Midterm

BERKELEY, Calif. – Beleaguered students had their spirits lifted Friday as their CS 61b GSI, Gray D. Naughton, announced a make-up midterm opportunity immediately following …

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Posted on March 9, 2021September 11, 2021 by: anniebushh

In Recognition of Midterm Season, Accommodating Professor Eliminates Recorded Song/Dance Component Of Mandatory Four Thousand Word Discussion Post

“Any other questions can be answered in my syllabus on my wife’s cousin’s website, in the ‘Extra Supplemental Materials’ folder on bCourses, or in a little treasure box buried in my backyard if you fuckers can find it.”

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