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Posted on April 28, 2025April 28, 2025 by: Sam Rogers

The Free Peach’s Pope Endorsements

VATICAN CITY – After the passing of the first non-European pope, Pope Francis, the Vatican has begun the search for his replacement. As a satirical …

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Posted on March 14, 2025March 18, 2025 by: Lillian Makler

Pope Gives Up Breathing for Lent

BERKELEY, Calif.– After a drunk cig outside Tap Haus last week, Pope Francis has taken a break from breathing as a serious sacrifice for Lent, …

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